I turned on Facebook and Twitter yesterday and everyone was ranting about Miley Cyrus doing this:
at the MTV Video Music Awards.
I am indifferent to the moral turpitude assigned to Miley by horrified bloggers everywhere, who often included statements of disinterest at the end of their rants to suggest intellectual superiority. However, Miley Cyrus has proven to be better clickbait than www.scentsate.com, so I’ll take the opportunity to offer her some perfume suggestions.
Highbrow: Guerlain’s Insolence eau de parfum. This is a jam-packed fragrance, filled with energy and brash sex appeal that is not actually sexy but grabs more than enough attention to open up conversation, much like Miley’s performance.
Petit Fracas is not only a legitimately sexy, bright, and good quality perfume; it also hits that not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman spot she’s aiming for perfectly.
Lowbrow: Juicy Couture. Good clean tart fun. I wore this out one night to a disco while dressed like a sorrostitute. I got a ton of compliments.
Paris Hilton Can Can: Also a good perfume, starring a celebrity who is famous for the same type of thing. It’s more of an everyday thing, so Miley might wear this while doing something else.
Miley, if you or anybody working for you is reading this I’d like to say that if I were 20 and famous I’d dance like that too. I might do other things as well to benefit society, but that’s not relevant to my article. These are solid perfume suggestions that I think would fit your persona. No judgment. No guise. No frippery.